7. A Little less conversation :)

Here’s the scene, 3 guys (we are BTech students), Me tarak and srikanth goin out to get ourselves cell phone SIM cards. We move out of the hostel to the auto stand nearby, one of the auto drivers comes up and asks “kidhar?”. We say sector – 11. The guy, first shouts something in gujarati to all the other drivers in the stand, then says 30 bucks no less. None of them will agree to take us for 20 now, whereas it actually costs even lesser than that. Fuming, at the first TOPI we are made to wear for the day, we hop in. The auto starts

Tarak - Bloody fellows, it’s a monopoly they run, they know we are helpless, cant go anywhere else for autos (our college being in a semi-jungle doesn’t help).
Me - Once we pass out of here lets start an auto business, make a new stand, with 10 brand new autos….caption will be “ faster than a Ferrari, cheaper than a Maruti"
Srikanth (gonna call him Sri frm now on) – Arey seriously baap, if i don’t get placed this May, then my parents are gonna kill me. i haven’t prepared for any competitives, my score is way below Danger Line…
Me – No probs bey, our auto master plan will succeed u see….
Sri – Stfu.
Tarak- guys guys, lets talk crap, we do it the best. After 3 years in college, the best thing that has happened to us is, the fact that we can talk loads and loads of non sense and make people listen to it as well. It’s a refined art u know !
Me – ekdum right. We have discussed on so many issues, below the belt ones, above the thigh ones ;), extremely volatile ones too, not to forget.

Then we see a few girls (some cute some not) walking on the footpath.

Sri - Gujju girls have no dress sense.
Tarak – tht is ok, our AP girls have no sense at all.
Me – hahaha….look at that female, wearing Pink…..GAWD… I hate pink
Tarak – My dad bought me a Pink T with hearts all over it, I told him “ dad never ever buy me anything tht is even close to pink , leave alone hearts.”
Me – he’s from Old school naa, will take time to understand why pink sucks. Did u know purple is a gay colour ?
Sri – really ! how ? when ? where ?
Tarak - :o wow, this is news
Me – It’s not some flash news tht has cropped up all of a sudden, it’s been there for years. In Spain I believe, if u wear a purple T and walk around, guys are gonna come and flirt with u…what a situation that would make right
Sri – I mean, here we are, conservative Indian guys, very conscious of ourselves, being chased by guys in a country where it’s all legalized, so cant even goto the cops :)
Me – I tell u, this colour choice fiasco will never end….all colours will gradually be taken by some new category of ppl (I meant a category with a newer and more weirder sexual inclination than all the existing ones right now..not being racist baap..spare me tht crap)
Tarak – ya, tomorrow , u will get up and realize,all we can wear is the silver coloured suits which we see aliens wearing in futuristic movies.

Sri – don’t u think all possibilities have been exhausted already, I mean there are just 2 genders, and so total possibilities that arise are 3 right….there cant be any more I guess…what a discussion we are having !!! this should be recorded (they dunno tht I am recording it, mentally)
Me – U never know, there may come a day when all homos who support arranged homosexual marriages will form a group….say the arra-homo group( in tamil arra means half btw) and say all people supporting it must sport Yellow !!! There u go, Yellow goes out of our clothes colour dictionary then, doesn’t it !
Tarak – So many of the top German people were gay, Hitler, wagner (a musician..mozart types) ….The ‘swastika’ – or the Mother cult which hitler started has its roots in homosexuality. The strength and will they get from male to male attraction is what they use to make their race superior, is what the swastika group is all about.
Sri – Don’t know anything bey, tomorrow we may become gay ourselves, if we don’t find good gals now.
Me –arey its better to be nono–sexual than homo-sexual baap, seriously.
Tarak – Just over heard a guy telling his girl, “why do u want that one, it’s so expensive ! ” to which she says “all my friends have it so I want it , that’s it !”
Me – demanding gals, ever ready to give guys….that is the story of an Indian pair 
Sri – antha ledu, have seen girls take the lead and pay the money in many cases.
Me – This is news, not happened to me till date ;)
Tarak – as if u have a girl…we are all the “not looked at” crowd dude. We are a part of the GGTP group (Good guys but Too polite) Good guys who are too polite and non-interfering types, so cant approach and talk to girls!
Me – And simple funda, as long as we don’t talk to them, they wont know we are interested, so they wont talk…..giving rise to the ever increasing phenomenon of “one side Love OSL”.
Sri- the movie “arya’ tries to give a good color to this OSL, but in reality it’s really the most frustrating and ‘cant do anything’ type condition really.

IF u liked this conversation, I will update it further, with more interesting stuff. The auto can go on and on u know, with us discussing stuff inside….plz keep my auto running.