'Dasavataram' is a real life story inspired by Snakey's avatars. His avatars are as follows.
1) German sniper M. (an 18th century assasin)
2) Nai'X (50 B.C Greek mythological God who fought the Shadow fiend)
3) Mojo (Mojo is rising.)
4) Rimbaud like Snakey (26th century poet)
5) CoLdbLood (Vachesthunnaru vachesthunnaru vachesthunnaru....)
6) lavanyA. (Snakey loves himself so much that he reincarnated in the female form and married himself)
7) Jew (A 1930's snake charmer who danced with the angels to celebrate the holocaust)
8) S4 (Surrealist Snakey's Secret Society 's founder and the only member)
9) Tyler Durden (Snakey's alter ego)
10) Phani Shashank (Jack's broken dream)
- Snakey lives in parallel universes traversing through alternate timelines.
- Snakey has one girlfriend in every continent of the world, per universe.
- Snakey believes that sporting 'kaajal' on his eyelashes will give him a good score on the Counter-Strike(CS) server.
- Snakey always updates his 'about me' the moment he wakes up from his sleep, and he sleeps three times a day.
- When Snakey uploads a photo in his album, it gets blurred automatically.
- Snakey has been molested more number of times than anyone else, except Rahul Sharma.
- Snakey once laugh-farted continously for 5 minutes. Now a laugh-fart is a combo of human body responses where air gets exhorted from one's mouth first and from the ass thereafter, with each response sounding more like the other.
- Snakey ate a Frankie with Prankie in front of a monkey.
- Snakey can transform into a night-stalker just by wearing a 2K rupee night-pant, even during the day.
- Snakey once shared a 'Macaroni Marlboro' with the Naix after THEIR victory over the blood-thirsty cannibals under the pyramids of Mount Olympia.
- Snakey thought he could reach the 'Red oblivion' by dyeing his hair(only his sidelocks) red.
- If every sentence of yours ends with 'man', you are allowed to sleep on or below Snakey's bed.
- In every typed message of yours, only if commas and full stops exceeds the number of words, will it appear on Snakey's scrapbook.
- Snakey is spelt as S.hNa.KeY, (dont forget the space after the comma).
- Snakey loves Ingrid Bergman.
- Snakey discusses Existentialism and Objectivism at bed time with the 'man' and the dog who sleep under his bed.
- Snakey's poems are more encrypted than a regular SSL secure connection.
- Google crashed when Snakey searched for "M. + GerMAny + SArtRe + surreaLism + shlokie".
This is a joint effort from me and Potu. Please comment :)
1) German sniper M. (an 18th century assasin)
2) Nai'X (50 B.C Greek mythological God who fought the Shadow fiend)
3) Mojo (Mojo is rising.)
4) Rimbaud like Snakey (26th century poet)
5) CoLdbLood (Vachesthunnaru vachesthunnaru vachesthunnaru....)
6) lavanyA. (Snakey loves himself so much that he reincarnated in the female form and married himself)
7) Jew (A 1930's snake charmer who danced with the angels to celebrate the holocaust)
8) S4 (Surrealist Snakey's Secret Society 's founder and the only member)
9) Tyler Durden (Snakey's alter ego)
10) Phani Shashank (Jack's broken dream)
- Snakey lives in parallel universes traversing through alternate timelines.
- Snakey has one girlfriend in every continent of the world, per universe.
- Snakey believes that sporting 'kaajal' on his eyelashes will give him a good score on the Counter-Strike(CS) server.
- Snakey always updates his 'about me' the moment he wakes up from his sleep, and he sleeps three times a day.
- When Snakey uploads a photo in his album, it gets blurred automatically.
- Snakey has been molested more number of times than anyone else, except Rahul Sharma.
- Snakey once laugh-farted continously for 5 minutes. Now a laugh-fart is a combo of human body responses where air gets exhorted from one's mouth first and from the ass thereafter, with each response sounding more like the other.
- Snakey ate a Frankie with Prankie in front of a monkey.
- Snakey can transform into a night-stalker just by wearing a 2K rupee night-pant, even during the day.
- Snakey once shared a 'Macaroni Marlboro' with the Naix after THEIR victory over the blood-thirsty cannibals under the pyramids of Mount Olympia.
- Snakey thought he could reach the 'Red oblivion' by dyeing his hair(only his sidelocks) red.
- If every sentence of yours ends with 'man', you are allowed to sleep on or below Snakey's bed.
- In every typed message of yours, only if commas and full stops exceeds the number of words, will it appear on Snakey's scrapbook.
- Snakey is spelt as S.hNa.KeY, (dont forget the space after the comma).
- Snakey loves Ingrid Bergman.
- Snakey discusses Existentialism and Objectivism at bed time with the 'man' and the dog who sleep under his bed.
- Snakey's poems are more encrypted than a regular SSL secure connection.
- Google crashed when Snakey searched for "M. + GerMAny + SArtRe + surreaLism + shlokie".
This is a joint effort from me and Potu. Please comment :)
12 comments:
Snakey's bro is the first one to comment on a blog about Snakey..good.good..
Snakey. Belives, beauty lies in randomness.True.
*Snakey sports kaajal. Even i tried kaajal. Once. Have to find out whether it improves my score in CS or not :)
*What's with this "CoLdbLood" thing ?
*How could you forget Jim Morrison, man ! Also, J.Krishnamurthy.
*A true fan of S.hNa.KeY, *
P.S : In Tyler we trust.
Mr.Mojo risin'.
Risin' risin' , mojo risin' .
nothing to say
nothing to hear
just embracing the weird laughs of this undoubtedly worst player with drow ranger and the orange-shirt borrowing customer to bhaadu.
i have to confess i just had the biggest laugh i had after leaving college; i believed s.hNa.Key, will continue to amuse us but never assumed it would come in this form and format...
hats off to the creators, you successfully captured most of the madness we were witness to during those painstakingly ambiguous four years of our lives where we refused to grow up!
i particularly liked the laugh-fart joke. Guys, you better come up with a series of this, one tribute is not enough!!!
;-) frankie, prankie, monkey rhymed for this one odd moment in a weird way...
you may want to talk about the children's story attempts, the abstract writings, the walk with his left hand stuck to his sides and the many more antics we will not have a chance to witness but will remain as fresh a memory as always!
don't forget, porcupine tree, sphongle, and the many more psychedelic-bowel-movement-rock bands. and sowmya sHHen.
you forgot Cool Memories, nading team-mates, his red shorts, Java-guru, his head-down photos, his highs ... ad nauseum
snakey is a monument, to the the glorious tradition of surreal artists whose greatest, greatest contribution is his life itself.
damn!! nice point
we all missed team-nading
and this chap with undoubtedly the greatest matka drags in CS history at daiict, is proficient in killing team mates or making their hps red with the supposedly magical use of HE grenades which always tend to work against gravity and sanity.
haha. awesome guys. couldn't stop laughing out loud.
as venkat said it lead to recollecting some of the memories of those painful 4 yrs whr we refused to grow.
yup yup.. one more episode should be done. now dont forget "nading team mates"
Cheers,
Deepu.
Awesome!
Legend has it that sometime around the 3rd year of the 3rd millenium after the birth of christ, a divine intermediary will prophecise an end to this world unless people give in to the 'surreal'
S.hNa.KeY, it is!!
sensational stuff, looking forward to some more :)
yea, yea, comment. laugh..
atleast i made everybody laugh. worth i played these stupid games.
and so the folklore lives on. Really good to look back through your binoculars. :)
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