Love is in the air kathey! Hmmm, yeah it really is. Me and Phani, wanted a change and went to the bakery for dinner (they've got chaat too, yummy) and saw the highlight ITEM there. Heart-shaped mini cakes, ek dum mast looking, too tempting to resist, just big enough for two ppl, serving the couples (can call them couple cakes too actually). They were so tempting , i just wanted to have them, ditto with phani. We reach the counter, look at the cakes(the big heart had little cherry colored hearts on it, looked so tasty) look at each others faces , step back from the counter and stare at the cake from a distance.
Me - Shall we buy it?
Phani - what?? no way dude
Me - arey it's lookin too tasty bey (i know i may sound crazy , but a mere look at food makes it tasty for me :) )
Phani - It's only for couples bey, we are outcastes in this bakery,we are only supposed to stare at such beauties (the cakes and otherwise too :P).
Me - yeah, as the guy in Hyderabad Blues says "You can see, but you cannot touch :)"
Phani - bloody, see that guy with the cute girl, ya the fat guy , with the spectacles whoz totally gettin bald..........how in the world do they get gals baap, tell me, aint i smarter than him
Me - why even compare, if you're John Travolta, then he is Johnny lever ....hahahaha
Phani - but then, how does this happen, every 14th we end up talking with abt the same ppl, the same stuff, over and over? Isnt there an answer? am I ever gonna get a girl :(
Me - arey i want to buy that cake, i want to eat it right away.
Phani - you mad or what, the shopkeeper will think we're GB's (gay bastards...this is strictly copyrighted college lingo :P )
Me - let the shopkeeper think anything he wants, hunger comes before gender , i'd rather look gay and live than look straight and die of hunger.
Phani - OOk, do watever pleases you, i too dont mind sharing it with you, lets eat with the same spoon too, attract attention , what say? ;)
Me - You are hopelessly single, only such a mind in need can churn out ideas like these :P Chal, lets pack the cake, eat it in the gully outside, in the dark alley behind the bushes ...hahahaha
Phani - You sick fuck, buy the damn thing and lets leave.
Me - Fuck you Bitch, I'll go and get it...my tummy is callin for the cake "Oh meri munni cake, main aa gaya, tere liye bahaar leekar " :)
ps: All outcastes on valentine's should have a special bakery to go to, where there'll be half-hearted cakes (both in shape and effort). may be some outcastes (of the opposite sex, not stressin on it though :P) may get to talk to each other back into the game from such novel joints ...wat say... i am sayin this bcoz ppl like me 'n phani need these novel joints, coz anything happenin for real without a miracle seems to be unimaginable :(
Afternoon
5 weeks ago
10 comments:
hahahaha
Nice one . Phani mama at his best(in being desperate)anamata
To be frank, i thought u were trying hard to be funny..
Neways no hard feeling, i am a your blog leader.
sorry loyal blog reader..
yeah, i guess i did try a l'il too hard, but the reason behind tht was i wanted to finish it on the 14th, coz if i'd hav delayed the post then it wud hav lost whatever little zing it had in it.
but wasnt phani lookin amazingly despo in there ;)
nice rey.btw did u really eat the cakes in bushes or wat?pretty disgusting aa? [:D]
nice bey... one of ur funnier ones...
ya ya more or less same....!! gud gud,,,u from hyd?
Somehow 'Britannia Little Hearts' is the cutest valentine's day gift ever.
Guess this is a tad late...but did you guys really buy the cake and eat it in the bushes...afraid of coming across as GBs...ha ha
@anonymous
sorry to disappoint u, but tht part of it was pure fiction ;)
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