Well, this post is to prove that my creativity/sanity is still in place, that the assimilation programme(read: brainwashing) at my office has'nt corrupted my grey cells. Yes, it wont be as funny as the last one, coz of the absence of Jj's and Sj's, But it'll be worth the while. Lemme start off in a pious fashion, by giving another small tidbit about our very own Pope. This is what someone wrote abt him, picked it up from orkut.
Pope -
Good Thing : He's the only person who has no good thing abt him. So in a way, that's unique.Bad Thing : Ok Guys the list is going to be a long one. ya i knw topic was abt only one bad thing but this guy sucks like hell.
1.) I mean for god sake's, Moorthy's post is above him and he replies with a post for Abhay Krishna. How GAY Is tht?
2.) This guy had something going with his last roomie Anil Mohan too, that's cheating ..having two partners ...right..
3.) Can't understand a damn word of wtf language he speaks. Can't understand his HIndi, engish or telegu. Where r u frm Praveen. Not from this planet at least.
4.) Biggest farter in the Coll. I mean guys are shiftin their room due to him.
5.) I dont think he has taken a bath since this year Techfest.
Chalo thts enough for now..
...........Nice way to begin a post na :)
Don - 'vasakolla', 'bengagaandu', 'academic representative', 'kanakam', 'konda naluka kostha', 'Naveen Francis'.......He hails from 'the Lands of Rahul sharma alias Java alias eamcet 79'. Easily the most famous personality among the telugu gang in coll. The last update i got was that he was sent back from TI to Mindtree for having an illicit affair with a 60-year old guy who cleans the floors there.
Pepe - No, he dint get his name coz of his Pepe jeans. 'Pepe' when expanded was meant to be read as 'porno people'. Its a race of ppl who shoot mallu porn using hidden cams. We r proud to say that our Pepe was the inspiration for the blossoming of a hugenumber of bright young enthusiastic mallu porn movie makers. We found out about his hidden occupation through a sting operation of our own. How it all started is a story which goes like this (this was back in sem 1).
pandu - arey pepe, what do u do all day? you never come out to play.
pepe - nothing yaar. i just sit in the room, do nothing.
pandu - hey, why dont u shoot pron with a cam?
pepe - wow, cool idea :D
..........And the rest is history.
Miss 'pointed' - Swear to god, i overheard prateek say this once. 'Arey yaar, woh bahut ajeeb si dikhti hai. uski naak pointed, uske boobs pointed, sab kuch pointed pointed hai'...roflol
Laggie - Picture this. A guy who looks at the monitor(comp screen) with the same intensity, be it an embedded systems lecture, or a 'Charmy' picture, or a video file from the folder 'Bhaktha Prahalad'.......would you believe that the same guy dozed off in the middle of a sizzling 'aria giovanni' video ! Well, that's laggie for you. sleeps while watching pron, watches pron in his sleep. His 'shoban babu ring' pic is still the highest rated pic in 'Dobbudu gang'.
Bongu - The tallest, the loudest,the unluckiest....many superlatives get attached to this fellow. He's got the shortest roommate too :P The both of us have just completed a 6-month course on 'how to sustain and survive prolonged assrape and molestation', taken by a beloved psycho prof whoz got a daughter who happens to be a 'tooth fairy'.
Potti - Has got the tallest roommate :P This guy couldnt tell orange from yellow after getting a high. Very well known are his angry outbursts. Karthik oops Creek god used to say "I've stopped telling him jokes. Coz the moment i do, he'd ask me questions,logical doubts about the joke." Guru clan dint win a single match when he was the leader :P
Cheeni meeni - Everyone loves to hate her. She and bongu were a killer combo. She'd start of every sentence with 'Hey Manoharrrrr'..... She'd speak to him in rhymes. Here's one rhyme i heard her say.
Cheeni meeni miney moe,
Oh bongu, come near, i'll give u a hot blow.
Tarak-ovski - 'Taradov', 'taraka-LAM', 'COP-ratna','Tiki-pedia','kama tarara' ...the list is endless. He'd speak his mind always, which, in the case of an average man is very good. But when taraka speaks his mind, its Apocalypse now. When someone asked him 'How do we get medicine from the net?' , he replied - 'Take the LAN wire and shove it up your ass. You'll get the medicine.' He'd get multiple orgasms after solving physics problems from Irodov . Potu would remember the instance where 'Tiki' started laughing out loud and yelling "mee SEN project dengipoyindhi...hoo hoo...hoo". The room was full of ppl and everyone burst out laughing.
Guess who - Lets call him 'stud' for the time being. Here are some of his conversations. (the material below is totally authentic, no fabrication whatsoever).
Palkol - 'How did you get to the exam center so early, Did you know the route before hand?'
Stud - I used 'Wiki-maps' to get here.
Sagar - I think i need to learn a musical instrument.
Bongu - good idea.
(stud enters the room)
Sagar - May be i should learn the keyboard.
Stud - 'enti raa, neeku typing raadha ?'
psr - Your room gets a good amount of breeze mama.
Stud - that is because its located in such a direction that we get the north-easterly winds.
Taradov - babu bai, nuvvu tamilian kadha.
Me - avunu.
Stud - ela cheppesaavu raa vaadu tamilian ani. naaku theliyaledhu asalu. Tamilians oka area lo unnara leraa ani thelusukovadaaniki oka 'tamilian sensor' thayaaru cheyali ra.
(Stunning silence followed each of the above conversations)
Redeye - "Who is this Akshay morrthy? He sends me an e-mail saying 'the redeye is watching'. Call him here. I'll change the color of his eyes, make it black or blue."...said Baba. And this is how he got one of the most famous nicks in our college's history. He's at his best when he's having a head-on with Pope. To one of Pope's frivolous meaningless arguments, he replied by saying 'What a waste of protoplasm!'. Boy, that was a killer comment :)
'Redeye' was peacefully playing his CS when Santa started to bug him, calling him names like 'Lundeye' and stuff like that....Redeye just turned around and said 'Cuntosh' and Santa zipped his lip. Here's how redeye completed his revenge. He wrote this -
santa [henceforth to be referred to as TBCEC - the biggest chut ever conceived] started playing cs here with the name .player
TBCEC played for 2 weeks...he was the worst player i hv ever seen...EVER...ppl made fn of him, but TBCEC dint care
TBCEC being the despo that he is started a server and asked 2 girls [lets call the jane and eyre] to join...the map was awp india...TBCEC pro doesnt know how to zoom with awp...TBCEC got assraped by jane and eyre...awped MULTIPLE times, before he quit the server citing "finger strain"
the very next day...thirsting for revenge, TBCEC challenged jane...who is NOT catwoman to a 1 on 1 in fy_pool_day
it was a very close match...TBCEC used his l337 aim to kill her with shotguns and smgs...poor jane desperately tried to learn the game, beign generously helped on by TBCEC haters club consisting of pretty much every1 other than TBCEC
a couple of rounds into the match, things were getting intense...TBCEC got excited and started looking at the toilets in fy_pool_day....Jane saw this and KNIFED TBCEC...
And this my friends is why all girls at DAKC got motivation to play cs...my best efforts at preventing this and keeping some form of sanctity in the servers failed...and this might well be an unstoppable force unleashed by the dumb prick otherwise known as TBCEC.
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This is where i sign off for now----------comments are mandatory this time :)
